today is the boss's 50th b-day, and her office is decorated like an assisted living facility. And everyone in the office wore black.

just got an email w/ the subject "let your mailman deliver the gift of sight".

bringing an empty suitcase to fill with CHEESE from Wisconsin

zombies... would you invite them to a party?

laughs everytime she types Brian as Brain. That shit never gets old.

she was in the desert right now. Cacti and scorching sun sounds perfect.

oh,sweet irony. My boss said I can't attend the stress management company sponsored training because there's too much work to do.

in a foul and pestilent mood this morn. Here's hoping the Morning Glory chai, extra spicy, well remedy that.

why her banana tastes like a skunk

full of eggs. That sounds sort of disgusting. They were the scrambled variety.