If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
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Why not just burn it? Fire's always more fun.
Wow, if I was a menstural teenage girl, that would've cut me deep. For a divine being you're pretty darn rude.
i can be as rude as i like, my dad made everything, he even made you. go swivel
Wow. Didn't know you could turn water into WHINE too.
that was sooo funny that i actually forgot to laugh!
*tries to hold back a laugh*
Astonishing. Good ol' daddy-o must've filled you with so much sickening good-ness that he forgot to add the humour.
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