Who knew, wonder-butt has a thing for older men.

that wonder-butt has more evil in him than he wants to admit.

Should go to the pit of endless torment more often. The screams are so relaxing.

that some people should just admit they're wrong.

thuroughly relaxed after a day of torturing.

going to bathe in the blood of the innocent

that dress-boy would stop being such a daddy's boy.

Going to go torture the newbies, bring on the cat-o-nine-tails and white hot sandals!

Last night's cage fight was a blast! Cheap shots and dirty tricks left right and centre!

off to conduct the weekly tuesday cage fight, tonight it's serial killer night! Ooh, this is gonna be bloody!