Just when I thought it wasn't possible for you to be any more disgusting to me, you go and do this. Shameful.

go masturbate over dead whores why don't you. you're ruining the atmosphere. you global warming, credit crunch starter!

There are far more interesting things to do over dead whores I assure you. As for the rest of it, what can I say? It was a bit of fun.

you just wish you were as good and nobel and honest and kind and loyal and sexy as me

Oh no, I'd rather not devolve thank you very much.

you really do bore me

That ain't what you're momma was saying last night.

that's sick! my mum is dead and in heaven! no where near your grubby claws

That's what you think. Who's to say papa didn't re-create you're faaabulous mother dearest to protect you from the truth? hhmmm?

just so you know, i don't care what you say about my dad. he's such a loser, he never payed the child support, we have to go to counseling

to say hes the daddy of the world he sure does suck at it so i don't care what you sy about him

I'm sure that's not all he sucks at.

go do something nice

Why? Nice is icky and makes me feel all sick inside.

thats why you should try it sometime

I'll leave the goody good things to you wonder-butt. Now go press some daises or something, you're into that aren't you?

so what if i am? you're just jealous, you can't even touch daisies hobo