Are you kidding? Sarah Palin doesn't even register in hotness when compared to me

she wasn't blessed with the beauty genes but compared to you! well she's an effin glamour model!

Well then compared to you she must be Aphrodite.

hey, she's my bitch! how dare you speak her name!

If she's your bitch then what was she doing under me last night? hmmm?

research into toad habitats

Then what was your excuse?

pfft lies

You wish wonder-butt.