Ani: Come to the Dark Side, and bring some batteries please!

Jareth: I rearranged time, moved the stars and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Johnny: Musicians do it in quartet/ Fiddlers like to finger.

Remy: Warning: Choking Hazard

Zach: Military-grade Equipment/ Off-duty Ninja

Assiah: Whatever it is, I wasn't there/ He's married to an ex-Ranger. Back the fuck off.

Phi: Lick me, I taste good!

Nix: I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

Chesh: Don't take life so seriously. It isn't permanent.

Rachel: Do you want that bad attitude leaking out your ears?

Sharon: The time for action has past. Now is the time for senseless bickering.

Sydney: Yeah, I'm kinda awesome that way.

Kurt: No outfit is complete without a little fur/ Arr Swash Swash Buckle Buckle.

Kirk: Yes, they're real

Belle: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Lorna: All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Emma: Fucking Classy (she would never buy herself a t-shirt, so it would have to come from someone else)

Darius: I've lost myself, can I find you instead?

Jean: These are not my eyes.

*snerks* Awesome!! Yay for bored musing!