I saw the title and was like "what?" as a North Carolinian, but then he got into it and I was like "OH YEAH THESE GUYS....."

LOL SAME

I waas like... have I been missing a second Halloween all this time??

NOPE I participated one year, and never again

I, too, have been disturbed by a weird scary Jesus play, lmao. Alas, so secret second fun-spooky time!

I fucking love Matt, and this is all so true