how did uber eats know about my smut?? who told them??

when your karaoke spot offers prime rib and still no one’s here

The South has TWO Halloweens - and One Scarred Me fo...can confirm and can say I was also scarred by the OTHER Halloween in Oklahoma lol

fuck I miss Midnighter

[nsfw] hmm so many dinner options

rewatching The Exorcist series

WE DEPLOYED!!

I have been up to my eyeballs on a beta launch for this Monday, which is why I have been radio silent

one day I will play a character by Jon Bernthal

what narrative tropes do you associate with me?