our primogen was forced to step down. There was a poll for who the new one was going to be. The gangrel and nos are pushing for it to be me wtf. and my argument that "i don't want the job" is an argument why I'm qualified to have it. Meanwhile, Effie (euphemia) has the most votes in family

this is the same person who bodyjacked an immortal and has been doing a mechamaru from jujutsu kaisen!!! One a week ago she was also the one putting a hit out on the gargoyle, like, hows that gonna go? literally no physical skill vs someone made of stone! and all I know is that she had a destruction derangement so she's prone to violence

this is literally the worst idea we've had in at least 3 days and I might have to step up to stop her.

amazing

Effie sounds fucking amazing but ho-ly-sht

to make things even scarier she taught me dominate 3 because she's one of the moon knights or whatever (malks with dominate instead of dementation) she literally had a chain saw and said "make these humans forget what they saw before I have to kill them." shit was tense

Furikuchan: top notch character, but probably most evil person in game. I swear it's always the malkavians! first it was Annie playing Zen, now it's this whole situation.

my character like 4 times between last game and now:

aiyah

what a mess

When one Malk looks to the other and goes, "dude, these guys are crazy "

I believe that big foot rearranged my red string tack board to implicate the saucer people and I'm saying this bitch is crazy

malk's gonna need a new conspiracy board, "What if I'm 'Them'"