VTM: when there's a power struggle in your clan for the title of primogen. the old primogen is thinking of electing an NPC who is absent so she can be whip and skirt the power structure and the prince sends you a private DM asking who you think it should be. 0.o

when your company uses quick books and the build materials are grossly inaccurate so someone orders parts you already have over 100 of but you're out of something else you need

for me for later: Rosette from Chrono Crusade is from the Magdalene order

Time for Cecilia's annual pre larp 'i can't just get into character like everyone else does' rant. Every time I point to the trophy we won together. It's the overthinking honestly. SHe's like Zanitsu does something amazing looks around confused, "What? I didn't do anything"

VTM: okay, so we don't know why but the prince said "I'm making moth my second aaaand I'm stepping down. Enjoy your new prince." Problems: moth is a Gangrel and the gangrel don't like malks. second, she's a neonate. the elders are PISSED and fighting for who has the right to whisper in her ear. The toreador seem to be winning.

VTM: big rant: So the malks were 'hiding a bruja in our ranks. He had amnesia, didn't know who he was,we were helping. The bruja took this as an insult. our primogen made a joke about everyone submitting a blood sample to keep straight who's who. this was a joke, it was not taken as such. Bruja tried to quit, prince played peacemaker

dnd random: how to play a lawfully evil character in a chaotic good party. the GM did the whole 'face yourself' bit. My character says, "I didn't hunt down those slavers and highway men for the good of the realm, or because it was the right thing to do. I did it because they're WEAK." GM looks shaken and says, "This illusion breaks, you passed."

vtm: in the Malkavian ooc one of the family who is probably a sociopath is planning to kill one of thegargoyles in play. she's a friend of my characters and is going to do an interview w me on air about demon pacts cough sheriff. it was pointed out that the gargoyles discipline is useful as hell for investigation and spying wtf. I will be inconsolable

vtm: so clam malkavian adopted a setite a while back. Sullivan is a great guy, taught our primogen a little about necromancy. the skull he carries is named Steve, great guy as well.
recently he started offering heart embalming services for a major boon and discretion for another minor (the family get it for a minor and a trivial.)

I'm worried...

VTM: i had to miss the last vampire game so what do I do for a downtime? my character going to conspiracy con, quoting fear and loathing in los vegas, talking to random people, make up 3 NPCs and descend into quoting lyrics from helter skelter