guy punches girl in bar, shawn punches guy in eye

wtg Shawn! is that your eye?

nope, not mine

so the guy let you take a picture of his eye after you punched him

and did you have sex with the girl? (i won't tell luce)

no someone else took it, we have mutual friends, and i used to date his girlfriend

violence should never be the answer.

wtg SLover so noble of you

(plead defense of others in court)

it was situational leadership...ok, so the pacifists think i should have watched him beat her...instead i figured why not tune him up

it's ok to watch a bitch get beat if she's outta line.

yeah so fuck you

beats Luce as she's outta line.

ruins your life with the power of the law

I AM THE LAW!

no

this brings up a good point tho... Back in the day it was ok to put a bitch over your knee if she was being dumb. It was even in John Wayne

movies. I've seen. Or to put them in lock up for 'hysteria'. When'd that change?

adds and why? And how do we get those day back?

omg rexx this close to defriending you

bra burner...

retard...

maybe...

but seriously... You chicks do need a good tuneup everyso often. Just sayin'

<blinks>

yeah kinda like you need a great big enzo angiolini up the ass everyso often

what that is

google is a masterful tool

yes. But I am an awesome man and you are a domestically violencable woman so just tell me lest I smite you woman.

(I AM kidding btw, just in case your alcohol blinders can't digest mockery atm)

i will murder your ass

with the law

and my wit

and bewbs

smacks your boobs, punches you in the eyes (giving you a sad panda face) and runs off giggling like a hyena

yeah im not amused srsly

unzips and amuses you