went to Vegas for 3 days won a bunch of money and stayed for 3 weeks!

Luce SLivorced me in a gutless lawyer like manner. I got the generic SL msg....good thing I'm in Vegas having RL fun....

12 hours to Vegas!!!

OJ was innocent!

hello........

gotta go get a haircut

Ninety years ago today, women got the right to vote...

why can't I TP to Walmart?

You only miss greatness by 5 percent!

whatcha talkin bout Willis!