Fairytales have it all wrong. Being turned into a frog? It's not so bad. Come complain to me when you've been turned into a fly.
It's a line from my new book. 
Thanks! 
quiltinmoma
thinks
you are brilliant! 
Juice
loves
it
beken
says
Gollup, says the frog 
Gollup, says the frog
quiltinmoma
says
of course, in America, that's what horses do. 
quiltinmoma
says
American frogs ribbit.
Lemongrass
says
ah. Didn't translate. That was the sound of the frog, with his long, sticky tongue, swallowing the fly.
DouglasK
says
Frog: Kiss me! I shall become a Prince! Princess: Princes are a dime a dozen, but a talking frog! COOL!
Love it!