'Rating: 1/5. Room filled to brim with semen, and when front desk clerk opened mouth to talk, bedbugs poured out.'

!!!!

hahaha, I love this.

That's the tragedy of your are a dick!

LOL

I'm using that quote daily!

Given that I book all my company's travel, I shall have to remember this strategy!

what the score would be if the contents of the room and the clerk's mouth were switched...

if there was a way to give less than one star, I will find it

Tox1973: exactly

A sound strategy indeed!

So this is why SL has a bad rep

that's so damn awesome

fantastic

may have to adopt that strategy.

liked that one xD

demotes this plurk to the waste bin

DevSpamNull: I see what you did there.

Mmmm... Delicious invisible meat...

AnselAdams: .... chicken....

invisible chicken

ideally, the script would game the system with +ve reviews, then edit then negatively a few weeks before returning.

That way the hotel would have a booming business and upgraded facilities etc, but the sudden glut would mean cut prices for the stay.

"that's the tragedy of you're a dick"

the econ jokes... don't see enough of those on xkcd