Seeing as it's 10:20am now, I assume it's safe to say that I don't have a 9:30am meeting today. lol

Why are all ice cream shop workers female?

Is getting your paycheck threatened for mistakes common practice for anyone else's job? Just curious.

Lost half the hair on my arm starting the grill this weekend. Maybe I should get a lighter... lol

Just had a 4th meeting to finalize what needs to be approved to begin working on. (I really wish I was joking)

Anyone out there?

Do you know how hard it is to explain to a 3 year old that "I Want to Hold Your Hand" was not sung by insects?

Very bad start to the week. Work internet is all over the place.

Seriously, this is the very best tweet EVER

So very tired. Must not fall asleep at desk...