I find that offering to smash the person's cellphone helps.

agrees!

or rig an explosion to be set off by the ringing phone! *ring ring* "omg, it's jimmy calling for the 20th time today"... KABOOM!

it's the annoying novelty rings that make me want to do drastic things to my coworkers

Beethoven is rolling in his grave...

I find vibrate can make you happy

true!

those cheesy rings too