to know what the plurking world has been up to while she's been away for a few days.

the new ice machine in the break room

she needs a brain transplant

sushi

to strangle members of her WoW guild.

to know what's for lunch?

ready to take hostages and begin killing one every half hour until they get the ice machine in the break room fixed.

that some days there just isn't enough caffeine in the whole world to wake her up.

that the women's rooms in our company have air freshener that smells like Sweetarts.

not awake yet despite making an appearance in the office for a meeting over an hour ago.