Would someone please bring a ladder or a rope?

how on earth did you get up there?

i know where rope is, by the way, if no one else wants to play rescuer

Your own stupidity likely got you up there, and your own stupidity can get you down.

i think the real question here is has it ended up on youtube yet?

mormont: I may or may not have been thrown by a very large tentacled thing from the lake.

Protip: Do not go skinny dipping in the lakes.

On that note: Whoever brings me rope, if they would bring pants as well I would be very grateful

Well, that certainly sounds like your own stupidity, doesn't it?

can you suffer sweatpants for the time being?

I can and will gladly

one rescuer on the way, then

You have my eternal gratitude.