guardyanangel paracosm retconnd heatherberry

lmao i'd forgotten about horatio's sex spreadsheet

also "but cocks don't have hilts" horatio

another fave is archie assuring horatio that detailed schematics of his cock have not been released to his fanbase

also the boat porn

LOLOL. I am SO PROUD of that

it is a Good

Thanks!! I had so much fun writing it (and making fun of myself)

WHY WOULD YOU EVER FORGET A SPREADSHEET

also this is some Adorable Shiz I love it <333

Thanks retconnd!

retconnd THINGS HAVE BEEN RATHER DRAMA SINCE THE SPREADSHEET WAS LAST MENTIONED

you know what is never dramatic and therefore always perfect

a well-formatted spreadsheet

also seconding the boat porn being some A++ perfection

also BBCPhile my dear i feel like 80% of AO3 hornblower fic is your fic or fic inspired by your fic lookit you breathing life into a fandom

squeals happily, then dances around the living room a bit It's a good feeling

I'm really glad people have gotten excited about the fandom!

because it's an AWESOME fandom

fandom of a bunch of nerds <<

exactly!