all i can do is wait for 372 pages to start reading it and listen to them suffer instead

lmao cline defies poe's law

unfortunately it is real

it is exactly as bad as you think it could be

in a lot of ways it is worse

the guy has a whole section on how he totally gets trans rights bc he's had sex as any gender too and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:/

plus he literally finds out by going through her records and no mention of how INCREDIBLY INVASIVE THIS IS

oh i'm sorry, he does mention it

by saying it's justified because he needs justification

oh also this may not be of huge interest to many people but the biggest publishing company Penguin Random House just bought Simon and Schuster and we are playing Disney level saturation speedrun in the publishing industry over here!!!!!!

LET'S GO

on a lighter note! after watching the latest Polygon's Unraveled, i decided to check out the other guy who was in it, kofie, and his project the fumble dimension

We destroyed the NBA's future with a video game | Fu...

which he does with jon bois and honestly is low energy gold

i'm not a sports stat person but it is hilarious to watch them shove a bunch of the worst players persistently at a video game until it has to take them and run simulations of 5'4" basketball players

THANK you i'm so glad someone other than me loves fumble dimension

the football manager episodes are also excellent

i am LOVING it but i just hit the last episode so thank you for steering me further

i fucking lost it in the basketball episode where they realize the game is fighting them and making up their own players

the golf episode where they used fan-generated golf courses are spectacular because they use Golf Announcer Quiet Voices the whole time

anything with Jon Bois is beautiful but kofie's influence is a joy to behold

I am watching it rn and it is so good

I know jon lives the chaotic evil but watching kofie's slow descents into madness are also a joy