something I love about humanity is how every culture independently worked out that Chicken Soup will Cure All Ills

had a dream I fell through a skylight at my friend Nikki's wedding (she has been married like 8 years now)

i hate when USPS says "package delivered" and it's Not There

i think i could genuinely eat about six zucchinis a day

keanuleaves i just told my mom about your travails and victory vs your ex-landlords and she referred to them (the landlords) as both "dogwater" and "horsepussy" during the course of the conversation

I have some manner of Lung Thing occurring that I do not like

today i am thinking about Secret Weapons. those special things you use in your cooking that make your recipes unique and fancy.

ohhhh no Beauty Creations has a whole classic My Little Pony collection. welp there goes a bunch of my money

everyone give me butt pats i finally got my loan application submitted for pre approval

I don't think I have straight-up dyscalculia or anything but I do specifically have to like lean in and squint and focus to read/comprehend/remember numbers when there's a lot of visually similar ones together in a long string