I'm going to go corral the tots, you have fun.

And for the love of god, please don't use any Batman comparisons.

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Jo, you can hide behind us when the guillotines come out

fluctuating real estate aside, it still doesn’t count. when I say my family is wealthy, that means my grandparents are since they control everyone’s inheritance. anyone can be disinherited so betting on eventual/potential wealth is counting unhatched chickens etc etc

call me paranoid but it’s happened with both of my parents so I just don’t count on said wealth getting to me

Well, honey - please don't piss of your grandparents because I really don't feel like moving again.

*piss off, even

my nonna already thinks I would die in the Hunger Games so

We all think that.

Besides, isn't pretending wealth is solely about inheritance kind of disingenuous because it's explicitly ignoring all the ways in which the generational wealth is benefiting you in things like not having to be paying a mortgage rn, in the networking abilities you have based on who you know and what you've done, etc etc and all the other unseen markers?

not pretending anything, I think you guys vastly overestimate when and where my grandparents’ money comes into play. though if anyone would like to convince my grandfather to let us stay in this house for free, please be my guest

not saying that I don’t have any blind spots (that V loves pointing out to me) and it was all bootstraps but some stuff was family, some stuff was being a white guy in America with an MBA, some stuff was just stupid luck

ok can i borrow some money then i want to buy an ag doll ilu 💕❣️🧡❤️💛❣️💛💕💛💛😘😘😘

Send one of the girls to talk their bisnonno about staying here for free. They’ll persuade him with dimples.

Also I can keep reminding you of all the ways you’re The Man, if you like 😂😂😂