this is telling me that the last time I was around was almost a year ago, so greetings

why is my wife yelling at me about the titanic

meme I had an interesting college life

I have zero control over a whole pandemic

lyrangalia when are you in town, V won’t say

you all will be happy to know the Christmas bird has a new home

hey guys, I found a cat

regardless of what V will say, it really isn’t my fault this time and I will hear no slander of my name

it doesn’t count, guys

the lizard wasn’t my fault