watching mask of zorro and this subtitle dhsnshdhfk

tales from d&d: "well, congratulations, 4 of the party are trying to figure out if a rock is a rock or a mushroom."

"why don't they use people for this anymore?" complains the man who walked right by our registers to go use the self-checkout

quotes from dnd: "watch me roll another 6... okay, well, good news, it's not a 6! it is a 2"

someone explain to me why i'm passing cars with snow on them. how can this possibly be happening

my three most heinous workplace injuries to date:
3) the scar at the base of my pinky from cutting myself cleaning the rotisserie oven
2) tendonitis
1) paper cut under my fingernail today

> waiting for the bus at UW
> firetruck drives by lights flashing
> second firetruck
> oh they're stopping just up the street
> cop car pulls up just before bus stop
> overhear firefighter talking to the cop about blocking off the street
> as the firefighter walks away i catch the word "hazmat" over their radio
guys i don't think i'm gonna get this bus :/

absolutely terrible pun at the grocery store, i love it

guess whose power went out in the middle of writing an important email =D

ma'am you have a beautiful blues/country singing voice but this is a public bus and i can hear you through my headphones ;_;