With sadness I must report that we have not got the room to fit the baby grand piano currently available on Freecycle 
Every time I hear someone else in the office say "regular expression" I feel like the parent of a kid who's found a knife
I want some boner fido Radiohead piano sheet music. Actually I just want Karma Police but I reckon the rest will be good too.
Protip: using SUM instead of COUNT gives you wildly inaccurate results.
When people start following me I suddenly realise how little I put on my actual timeline
Had a full-caf coffee for the first time in ages. Two sugars. I'm going to die.
Installed Kindle for PC. I think it should work with wine but I used a VM this time. Comes with free cloud Shakespeare. Win.
Today in words i don't use enough: imbecile
If you put your phone on DND, then people will phone me and ask for you. Do Not Disturb's only effect is to disturb twice as many people.