lost top secret pager in Ukrainian bar. You sell to Gizmudu, I crush you!

come out from bombing shelter. now is my lovely pamela single? *fingers cross*

much better, ready to plurks!!

there is tension in middle east, like with me and my neighbor. i want to kill him!

anybody like to visit me here? almost winter...so lonely

go to vacation next week to north of kazakhstan! time to do sit ups!

U.S. of A is in crisis. now there are Jews in White House!

how chocolate face is now prime minister of U.S. of A?

can't sleep

new bookmac ~ who will send me with apples yes?