When they use punctuation correctly:

Bro I'm pissed

My hair is greasy already and I took a shower last night 😭

I'm sorry, but can I be 100% right now?

That's so weird! Does anyone know why I can post anons but not comment on them?

I love when my friends accidentally use the correct pronouns on me.

Feels on da new theme?

that shii wildin

Public shaming? Uhhh I don't think that's needed.