just gassed the wrinkles from my anus....ouch
just woke up from her first nap. wonder if the second will come later or if this is it.
How much south do I have to live to get away from this cold weather?
it is time to take a shower....forgot to shave my right pit
Is it okay to address someone as your future husband even if he doesn't know it?
eating a burrito and drinking orange juice. delicious!