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You all having a nice holiday time and stuff?

Identity Thief is among the worst films I've ever seen.

A friend of mine just bemoaned the fact that she had been made an escape goat. Now I really want to see a cartoon called that.

As soon as I read the first part of this, I considered getting a costume. Then I nodded in agreement. https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/581795_10151952417653896_949497753_n.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/mR8KEcd.jpg

Am I a jerk for kinda wishing that people I barely know would defriend me before posting their suicide notes on facebook? Also, it was followed by a link to his podcast. Is that automatic?

Went to my brother's wedding. Father of the bride attacked his brother. His brother picked up a music stand to attack his brother. The MOTB's family all attacked the FOTB. 8 cops came.

I was going to get out of bed and fix my insurance problem but it fixed itself. I was going to go see prisoners but I just missed it. I was going to get food but food was brought to me. Now what?