I happened to meet the Governor by chance and he exalted 'Friends tayo sa Facebook diba?' I answered him with a laughter.

!@#@$#%^* Nakakaasar!

How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations" but no one rubs your balls and says, "good job"?

Namimiss ko yung group daldalan, group picturan, group kainan ng mga kaibigan ko.

kung kelan maexpire nako ngayon pa bumilis ang net ko. Name eh

Nakakapagod naman kelan kaya ako tatantanan ng mga problema.

sino ba yan si Kiyomi/Gwiyomi

Sana successful operation ni Doc

Holding a P5 Penny. I can't even buy what I want because I need to buy what I need.

Err, Nasusuka ako! Buntis?