Morty
@MortofAsymptote
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female Bellingham, WA, United States
Blargedy blarg blarg
Morty
4 days ago 3
I think maybe I broke my pinky toe Saturday night...
But my toxic trait is that since I can still walk fine and move my toe around, I’m going to wait a few days to see if it’s just severe bruising. 🤞🤞
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Morty
2 weeks ago
The woman in the stall next to me is on a phone call and all she is saying is “bueno” in varying different tones and inflections and I am bamboozled
Morty
3 weeks ago 2
What I have to do before 1pm Thanksgiving:
- 3x Galaxy Cookies batch
- 2-3 batch crescent roll/cranberry/brie wreaths

2 of these butters:
- bacon butter
- bloody mary butter
- pumpkin butter
- horseradish butter
- cranberry orange butter

And
- crap ton of deviled eggs
Morty
1 months ago 9
Iceland!
4 Days and 3 nights in a campervan.
Day 1: Lava cave and Sky Lagoon
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Morty
1 months ago
Iceland photos coming soon!
Morty
1 months ago 3
We got to Iceland!
Couldn’t find the shuttle to get to the camper van place!
Had to get a taxi!
Get to the rental place!
Get told that the manager wants to handle our reservation!
They fucked up and only have manual, not automatic!
They’re trying to find a replacement at a different business!

silently screaming
Morty
1 months ago 4
Hyper fixated on a “could I do this?” And “how would it look at the end?” And here’s the result:
https://images.plurk.com/6geY9yZzJ6gCh32MpuHzLV.jpg
Rainy day earrings :-)
Morty
1 months ago 2
Sinus infection season is upon us
:-(
Morty
2 months ago 3
Washing and packaging a shit ton of fruit for lunches this week.
All of this is in Costco quantities:
- 3 raspberry double containers
- 2 strawberry containers
- 2 blueberry containers
- 2 green grape containers
- 4 cantaloupes (sliced and diced)
- 1 bag of mini bell peppers (halved)
- 1 bag of apples (sliced)

Aghhh my back
Morty
3 months ago
Tis the season of randomly hearing screaming from my parent’s next door neighbor and simultaneously learning that the Trojans are playing....