I am not your fucking mannequin

Shit I posted obscure lyrics again. Why didn’t you guys stop me?

Never invite me over ever again 😤 just kidding please do I really wanna make out with you!!

mentally unstable air gasps

Didn’t think I’d be seeing the washington monument today but

I am totally not filled with unfathomable rage when I order something online and then as soon as I pay for it, the website gives me a discount of like $10 to get the exact same thing again

I’m thankful for when thanksgiving ends

Look at me being productive while I’m drunk off my ass

I swear I’m practically a better person after a lil bit of alcohol hits my bloodstream

I should’ve just stayed in theatre class

Maybe I should just put NSFW in my name for clarification that you’ll never know what I’ll post