the lady across the street who sits with her back to the window plays solitaire in her office all day. My coworkers and I have an unhealthy fascination.
a geeky joke: “A programmer's wife tells him: ‘Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.’ The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.” snickers
if she has reached that point where the grocery checkers can tell that I'm single by the things I buy. 10 yogurts, loads of fresh & frozen fruits and veggies, 1 bottle of wine, 1 bottle of ibuprofin. Mints.