All we want for Christmas are facebook fans ... ping.fm/Jbl1N

Today's lesson, kids: college is about cheating to win so you can become a professional dog torturer, sexual harasser and tripper

SEC - Cowlishaw is hatin on your conference via Vandy (ow.ly/3qq8v). Vandy fans don't care cuz they're already maxed out on your hate

If all of the United States could be D.C., they would each be smart and rich (but who would they boss and tax?) | ow.ly/3pYai

JOBS ALERT: 1,200 - 2,260 jobs, $190 Million - $550 Million coming to Memphis | ow.ly/3pUIy

Hey Kids! Old Media hates u (goo.gl/WqqIg); but, TENNESSEESPOKES likes You!!! Sooo...like us on facebook (ow.ly/3pSJ9)

Um...kids r your future customers PhillyMag.com. So who's dumb? | goo.gl/WqqIg

Old People - as your insane Medicare bill is coming due, be nice to young people | goo.gl/WqqIg

Hey, Adults; who orchestrated our current world of war and near-depression? It's time a new team got on the court | goo.gl/WqqIg

R kids stupid, or adults? Meanwhile, a 26-year-old is TIME's Person of The Year for what he launched when he was 19 | goo.gl/WqqIg