CARTOONS Berlusconi around the world ping.fm/CvuDf This jackass would even make a bad candy-striper!

BREAKING Once again, another corrupt Italian MP will not see jail ping.fm/KUQnx

BREAKING Berlusconi: "I will NEVER resign!"

VID Italy police beat migrants in Lampedusa clashes tgr.ph/nugMuG Had to go hide under my bed. I couldn’t believe what I was watching

Urban guerrilla warfare continues on Lampedusa. Mayor: "I'm surrounded but I have a bat!" bit.ly/njimRz Mayor...how's the weather?

Tiscali launches Indoona. Prez: "Like having your house phone w/ you at all times" (YES! Welcome to 1999, everyone!)

Tiscali launches Indoona, Italian alt to Skype. Prez: "It's like having your house phone w/ you at all times" bit.ly/olV4jZ HUH?!

BREAKING Urban guerrilla warfare between citizens & refugees breaks out on island of Lampedusa ping.fm/op3Ej "O.O"

IMF Chief, Lagarde: "Italy won't balance budget in 2013" ping.fm/bPdrU I understand. You want Berlusconi, don't you?

Apple to open 1st store in Sicily ping.fm/55Aha Hmmm...never heard of a Sicilian Apple boy.