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Alien Romulus more like you wont last 5 minutes watching this movie!

a clown gains its nose

im sending mind lasers to whoever invented My Foot Falling Asleep

i probably wont but thanks anyways

legs of a baby giraffe

having a piano dropped on my head when i walk through an unsuspecting doorway would fix me i think