So, funny thing. Remember the itch drama from a little bit ago? Turns out Funko called the mother of the person running itch in order to complain about their social media posts. Also, the head of Funko is the same person who called the Pinkertons on those Magic the Gathering players.

]meme[ character questions for fun and profit

The director of Kraven the Hunter wants the movie to be a huge success so he can adapt Kraven's Last Hunt and just... no.

Thinking about what it'd be like to be one of the last guys in a 100-man kumite.

If I didn't already have most of the series in physical, this would be much more tempting:

my laundry didn't dry all of the way last night

If you're talking to Jamaican who wants you to handle a mongoose, make sure it's the little furry thing and not a were-goose.

This came up at last night's game, so I tracked it down. "Gandalf is only a 5th level magic-user," proof that snooty nerds have been doing powerscaling dick-wavery since time immemorial.