they used to say "a fnaf fan can NEVER graduate college" and guess what. i'm actually quite conflicted on the state of the series after fnaf 3. this was enough for the university anyways

No person on this earth is a bigger hater of bad video essays than me. It is thus my duty, my responsibility, to harness such evil rage and plurk about it rarely or even semi-frequently!

Sun explosion - the end of the worldthis happens to me every wednesday

At thanksgiving there's a distant relative of mine who is a little girl. I saw her and was kinda confused because I'm like wait, hasn't she looked like that for over a decade now? That's when a spitting image of her, around a decade older, appears in the door and it was like some doppleganger deja vu experience.
Anyways, their parents are siblings

my ai girlfriend just dumped me for my real boyfriend

I like music as much as the next guy but dancing just goes too far

i agree also did anyone else know you can apparently quote plurk things i never knew that. or am i just stupid@HumanRamen - Bros signalis is so good!

They're calling him the "most Birthday of Boy" of all time