"Kind of a bleh day. Miss fam. Hope the weekend's better—"
"Elon Musk is considering buying Hasbro"
...

Rayquaza can't be that hard—
>base 150 Atk & SpAtk
>No base stat below 90 in fact
>Extreme Speed for priority damage/OHKO
>Rest to recover HP
>Dragon Pulse
>Draco Meteor
>Dragon Dance probably as a passive

【公式】ポケモンアニメ「怒りのオコリザル観察日記」【POKÉTOON】Annihilape. [Fight/Ghost] type. Final evolution of Primape. So angry that literal Death™ did not want to square up & deal with him.

[Pokémon] On encountering Arceus:

[Years Ago]"This Pokémon stuff can't be that involved"
Dan:

Sun still rose. Guess the world isn't ending no matter what. Easy to forget no matter what we have going on, the crows never give a shit. Just...y'know. perspective.

[memes] This is just amusing how many people try to warn her.

[Pokèmon] I have been laughing nonstop for two days.

[Vidya] Someone at GameFreak woke up, had breakfast and coffee, sat at their desk on the next project, and said out loud: "I feel like writing Rapidash/human, today".

Staple of the trade:
Start a Pokémon game, Track down an Eevee, obtain Umbreon.