Iran would 'invite' us over for some democratic redecoratin. Missles are like flaming invitations.

Iran just goes and tries something. I am itchin to go all Democracy on your a**, Ahmadinejad

people to say what they've been told to say. The CDC went off the ranch, so I had to straighten them out. tinyurl.com/CDC-are-Trai...

like he should wear white robes and a pointy hat, not a dark suit, to Jesse Helms' funeral.

sucking the blood out of the US economy. Who's got the stones to stop me?

that I spent the 4th walking all over the Constitution. Suck on this, lefties

Europe talking to Iran. This will derail our diplomatic policy of pre-emptive war, and will endanger us all.

taking his annual flag bath.