The thing I miss the most about not having a job is all the masturbation time. The thing I miss the least is all the chafing.

Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.

My out of context quote of the day: "So many vaginas!"

Pain aside, I am feeling really good right now. I have an optimistic outlook, something I have needed desperately.

Oh sleep... Fuck you so hard.

Banana

Blorp.

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I should get a sweatervest. Not to wear, just to own one.