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@SexySiloPuddinPie
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We are all stories in the end.
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2 weeks ago
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I guess that works.
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2 weeks ago
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Happy Thanksgiving. Alice died two days ago. RIP, Alice, sorry you didn't make it one more Thanksgiving.
Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording
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2 weeks ago
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It wasn't the fart to end all farts but it was worthy of a literary mention.
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2 weeks ago
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@Edit 2 weeks ago
Help! One of the kittens has lost his head! They just don't make anything like they used to anymore.
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3 weeks ago
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@Edit 3 weeks ago
So anyway, all kinds of crazy happened in our lives today. Even a lot by our standards. But I got one tiny win today. The laugh is from me too. Sometimes it's the little things.
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@Edit 3 weeks ago
I just noticed it's 46° outside and I live in Florida and that's not C so OMG, IT'S FUCKING WINTER! And 30s this weekend!
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What a nutty fucking day. Or just another Wednesday around here. At least I'm pretty.
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Dear God! Now the fucking van won't start and gidge is getting jumped at school. Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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