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Shmoozie
@Shmoozie
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the caves, United States
spongebob enthusiast
patrick star lover
squidward sympathiser
extremely dangerous
kill on sight
Shmoozie
17 hours ago
just dropped an entire door on my foot can some one put me down like a dog
Shmoozie
Yesterday
call my boss tell him i died
Shmoozie
Yesterday
reading crime and punishment at the same time im reading dragon ball is giving me whiplash its so awesome
Shmoozie
Yesterday
3
@Edit Yesterday
i love when some one sends me something on insta and its posted by like “
https://i.beat.my
.meat644” or “trashcan_joeseph1”
Shmoozie
2 days ago
conspirqcy theory: all husbands are gay
Shmoozie
2 days ago
4
played risk of rain with
humanramen
now IM humanramen pilled so awesome so epic
Shmoozie
2 days ago
4
accidentally left my wallet at work im just gonna hope its there in the morning
Shmoozie
2 days ago
2
too many people on my airbuds listening to the beatles...
Shmoozie
3 days ago
5
reading dragonball and even tho its like super shonen cliche i really like it
Shmoozie
4 days ago
keep catching myself doing the gay little monkey pose without thinking about it
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