just dropped an entire door on my foot can some one put me down like a dog

call my boss tell him i died

reading crime and punishment at the same time im reading dragon ball is giving me whiplash its so awesome

i love when some one sends me something on insta and its posted by like “ https://i.beat.my.meat644” or “trashcan_joeseph1”

conspirqcy theory: all husbands are gay

played risk of rain with humanramen now IM humanramen pilled so awesome so epic

accidentally left my wallet at work im just gonna hope its there in the morning

too many people on my airbuds listening to the beatles...

reading dragonball and even tho its like super shonen cliche i really like it

keep catching myself doing the gay little monkey pose without thinking about it