I have
one empty testosterone bottle
and it is
teensy tiny
it's like only an inch high
so I'm gonna scrub the label off and fill it with colored water so it looks like a lil potion bottle and then once I have four or five I'll hang them from my chains and wear them on my hip or on a sash like a bandelier

I call it Landvaetr

Vivaldi my beloved
like
omg y'all I love Vivaldi

...what

the other day I was having a really good day and cooking in kitchen so I was like
this is gonna sound weird but I was stimming by saying "ooohoohoo yes oh yes" and doing changments
my downstairs neighbors probably hate me XD
but the point of this Plurk is that my niece saw me doing that and now she will walk up to me and say "oh yes?" to ask me to jump

"I use they/them for everyone!"
- person who only uses they/them for visibly trans ppl

just so you know as someone who has done Loki cosplay it is really important to practice that cosplay or your horns will bump into Every Single Doorway
you'll think the issue is the height
it's not
it's how long your face is now
you can't get as close to objects as you used to or you will ram them like a goat
kisses are out of the question

tonight at in-service training my boss said the Guest in Distress had to be at least as far out as the grate
I said "Sounds grate "
in front of everyone
I was being primary responding guard, they were all paying attention to me and my boss
my boss looked at me with the most -_- face possible and said "thanks for that"

y'all Markiplier made The Edge of Sleep into a show???

I've ordered my costume
hoohoo hoo it'll arrive on Friday which is just in time for my friends Halloween party on Saturday