Don't ever think a relationship is like an account you can log into and log out whenever you want.

I don't text a whole paragraph for you to reply me "k"

Not being able to sleep because there's that one thing on your mind that's keeping you awake.

Reading a joke on the computer and laughing at the screen by yourself.

Some guy broke into my house last week & all he took was the TV remote. Now he drives by & changes the channels, sick bastard.

No, I will not share my iPod with you. It's called an iPod, not an usPod.

"Internet connection failed" Immediately rapes refresh button.

S.W.A.G = Someone Who Attracts Girls

B.I.T.C.H. = Beautiful Individuals That Create Haters

P.O.R.N. = People Over React Naturally