i swear to god ppl who stay at hotels are not real because there is no way that everyone is this fucking stupid

im killing myself i accidentally bought pecan sandies instead of the regular ones

umm what the fog

MY PHONE SCREEN IS COMING APARTTTTT

thom yorke and jonny greenwood how fucking dare you end ok computer with a song like that

THOM YORKE!!!! RELEASE THE MINIDISCS ON STREAMING SERVICES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

transformers one so good

buy one knuckle sandwich get one free

what the fuck do you mean they're making a musical adaptation of hamlet set to hail to the thief by radiohead

wanting to see the aurora borealis but working next to an airport is perhaps the most devastating thing in the world