I once casually solved a Rubik's Cube just by fucking around with it which means there IS a smart guy tucked away in my brain somewhere but he is trapped and not directly accessible.

ayyy this thing still works

Bundy. Ruxpin. Cruz. Theodore Logan.

Thank you for coming to my #tedtalk.

Everyone here has fanfic characters and writing prompts and categorizations and I'm over here like "I just made a bombass pork burrito".

I've done a number of How It's Made marathons in my life and now I'm doing another.

My CPU fan has died which limits my gaming but actually pulled me out of a loop of indecisiveness by limiting my options.

The main spread of COVID in White House staff seems to stem from an event at the White House celebrating their hastily-picked SCOTUS nominee. They're calling it the #RoseGardenMassacre.

Who knew the vultures picking RBG's corpse would take disease damage.

If I don't get waffles today, I'm starting a riot.