VanVsMachine
@Vancetta
male Whiskeytown, CA, United States
I have a very twisted view of the world, or maybe the world has a very twisted view of me. I haven't decided yet. I plan to live forever, so far so good. I live my life the way I see fit and I'm hoping to die the way I see fit as well.
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Just got approved for an Acura Rsx. But i'm not sure about having a car payment for the next free years.....#firstworldproblems
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Omg plurk is still here.
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My heart hurts. I don't mean I'm pinning over someone, my heart physically hurts.
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New ink today. 
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Shoulder toss, +4 points, into armbar, +2. Submission, priceless.
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About to go fulfill my need to be choked for the week....
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Did isolation chamber this weekend. Freeing experience and very relaxing.
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Ah yes....
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Oh goddamn. that awkward moment when you meet your friends husband who doesn't know you used to hook up....
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It's impossible to pronounce K without smiling. It uses the same set of muscles. Say Fuck! And put a smile on.