Oh my fucking god Jack Black added me as a friend on MySpace.

I can't believe that bitch made them fold. I can't believe they folded to her fucking will... Stupid stupid bitch.

I like me a good boobquake! ping.fm/rYknO

Anyone know why the flag is half staff today?

Go to Noodles and Company and buy a rice crispie treat! SOOO GOOD! Made each morning! I would know, I clean the kitchenware.

Hey everyone guess whatINEEDASHOWER.

At an alpaca farm in 6ort Calhoon. So soft!

Awesome, I said I was horny on Twitter, and got three or so retweets. Broke my own record, lmfao.

I hate showing up by work when I am not scheduled to work.

Going to get my iPod touch after school!