Kinect is a joke, Natal is where it's at.

I swear it's like waiting for christmas. Why does Apple hold conferences on Wednesdays now?

Night all. Eyes hurt.

Apple, make me invest in you. You got less than 48 hours to do so.

Home early from work!

Working 5 til 9, so eat at Noodles to make me work harder. Don't eat at Noodles if you prefer slurping leachate off the bottom of dumpsters.

Why do flies love filth?

Left, right, left, right, left, right...

I have only been running on two meals a day for pretty much the entirety of this last week.

You are not supposed to pop blisters, right?